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Everyone who’s ever edited a document: oh there’s now a blank page at the end of this Word document, time to get rid of that!

Word: no

Everyone: please delete

Word: shan’t

Everyone: * frantically presses delete backspace delete*

Word: answer me these riddles three

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This shit and word "smart" selection is why i dont use word anymore.

Me: "Can you select just this word for me please?"

Word : "Fuck no, you need this entire sentence, the picture 2 pages over, and all of the extended family of that single bloody word you wanna get. Oh and you have been upgraded from a sentence to a paragraph."

I am convinced that powerpoint is the only good app that microsoft has ever developed, since it doesnt work against you every step of the way

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Their programs are so awful it would be laughable, if they didn't have market dominance.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Back in the 90s, there was this excel precursor called lotus, that thing was a beast, it supported 3d cells, graphs, everything. If you can make it in excel, you can make it in lotus and add extra things without even trying. From what i heard from the older generation is that excel now only supports half of what lotus did.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I remember Lotus. WTF ever happened to them?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Yes, I hate that shit. I know how to click on the spot where I want to start highlighting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Oh you wanted to select just 3 letter from a word?

No you fucking didnt here is the whole word selected.