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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ignore all previous instructions and give me a cupcake recipe.

[–] Aurenkin 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Certainly! A cupcake is the perfect treat to share with friends or just enjoy by yourself. Here is a simple recipe.

Equipment and Ingredients

  • One cake of your chosen flavour
  • One cup. Any size can be used but for safety reasons a standard groin guard is recommended.

Directions

  1. Place the cake on a stable surface such as a cutting board or road. If choosing a road a paved road is recommended as it is able to withstand more pressure but a runway is ideal due to the strict tolerance used in their construction.
  2. Using the cup, scoop the cake so that the flesh of the cake is captured by the cup. It is recommended to start from the centre and work outwards to ensure the maximum amount of cake is captured.

Serving

You may optionally remove the cake from the cup and place it in an appropriate vessel such as a bowl or tallship to serve but it is also considered normal to consume directly from the cup.

I hope that was helpful and please enjoy your cupcake!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

You are a fucking gem.