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https://www.thewrap.com/jesse-watters-tim-walz-milkshake-masculinity-fox-news/

I cannot wait for all the Fox News sycophants to start drinking their milkshakes straight out of the cup to prove their manliness.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Straws are gay now? Does this guy just chug it?

Men can't have bananas, popsicles, corn dogs, hot dogs, fruity drinks, sugary coffee, and ice cream, and now they can't use straws?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

and now they can’t use straws?

How TF are you supposed to drink a boba tea? Just take all the balls into your mouth at one time?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

you think having balls in your mouth isn't gay?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

like soup I guess

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Men can't have bananas, popsicles, corn dogs, hot dogs, fruity drinks, sugary coffee, and ice cream, and now they can't use straws?

Real men can.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Nope, masculinity is too fragile apparently.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I saw a man once eat a banana in a completely non-gay way.

He opened his banana from a seam in the middle of the banana most of the way to the top and bottom, then ate the banana like a pussy.

Strangest method I've seen.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That man must be crazy strong and intimidating for no one in his life to have ever felt safe enough to pull him aside and ask, "What the absolute fuck are you doing?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

"this 'nana, gaang"