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Too late for a midnight snack, too early for breakfast. Guess it doesn’t count as a meal then.
Loophole!
Yep! Just like malformed jelly babies and broken biscuits not having any calories 😺
I believe food consumed standing up also contains no calories.
I thought it was if nobody sees you eat it. So many freebies.
If you eat broken biscuits, standing up, between midnight and breakfast AND nobody sees you eat it you will be in serious negative calore territory. You need to be careful, the sudden weight loss caused could be dangerous. Best to balance it out by publicly scoffing a whole cheesecake for breakfast, while sitting down.