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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)

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[–] can 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

On track for record profits this year! This is a wonderful graph for a business but horrible for what it actually is. Fuck the GOP and fuck the 2nd amendment. The 2nd amendmenters don't think of the children, just the fetus.

[–] can 7 points 2 months ago

A little behind the past couple years actually but there's still 4 months.