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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

NRA: If only enough 14 year olds were armed, this could have been prevented...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm Georgia they can be.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Hi Georgia, I'm Dead

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

And the teachers

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago

Not literally 14 yo though.