this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 97 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Well that makes it easier to wash her hair in the sink I guess.

But also, hear me out, what if instead of that plastic thing she had a quick release hook, so she could use the tail (and the hook) for self defence? Hell, make the tail of braided leather and you got a cool whip for impromptu BSDM session!

[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Shit if your gonna do all that, might as well just hang a glock from it

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

True patriot 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🔫🔫

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

You're just winging it

While I'm slinging it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Sounds like somebody needs to be punished 😏

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What if instead of a quick release hook there was a rubber o-ring on her head hair and a buttplug-shaped object on the ponytail.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

From plug-and-play ponytail to plug-and-play pony tail in one step.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

i noticed that they do sell buttplug ponytails at renaissance fairs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

this makes a weird amount of sense ngl

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Who’s to say it’s not a quick release?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The fact that there's no way to open those. The only way to remove them is to untie them from the hair on the head, and I doubt that a good yank it's a) enough (without ripping out hair!) and b) advisable

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

They could hide a latch in the part hidden by the hair. Would be trivial.