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[โ€“] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)
> notice that this was a memory of mom from childhood
> super memory power unlocked.gif
> start taking notes of the memory details before taking the forget pill
> now have full cook-book of mom's
> eat mom's cuisine every weekend
> sweet nostalgia 
[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago
  1. get raw chicken
  2. cook to internal temp of 30 degrees fahrenheit
  3. enjoy your burger!