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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I had a temp job in 2006 where I'd have to reply to e-mails for a car insurance company, and it was so mind-numbing I'd be typing out the templates instead of copy-pasting just to pass the time. At a given point I decided to start signing all my e-mails with fake names beginning with R, so Roger, Robbie, Reg... I think I'd flown too close to the sun when the manager stood up and called out, "and who the fuck is Ruddiger?"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I give people fake job titles. Someone on my team handles our AV stuff, including posting to YouTube.

Last week I referred to them as our YouTube Commandant.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Human creativity always finds a conduit, eh.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Nicht so tief Rüdiger.