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Anon casts a healing spell (lemy.lol)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I refused the heal because I heard it causes autism.

Yes, Int is my dump stat, why do you ask?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I will never understand these people. Like, even if vaccines did cause autism... do you really find us that offensive?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hehe, indeed. Although they moved onto "vaccines put microchips in you to let Bill Gates control you" so who knows. (Side note, autistic people are chill, significantly less likely to ruin my night with bullshit, lol)

[–] pkmkdz 4 points 3 months ago

No no no, you got it all wrong The vaccines put microchips in you so that Bill Gates can activate COVID in you. But it works only when you're within 5G radio range