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Anon asks a girl out (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not just. I heard that Elton John was suddenly in the background, performing "I'm still standing". Elton 's plan was to cheer him up a little, to make anon realize that even after being rejected, he's still standing and she isn't.

But anon somehow didn't notice Elton and went home, to never come out again.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Anon just wanted her because she was Never gonna run around and desert ~~you~~ him.