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Anon tries to be Bam Bam Bigelow (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I had attempted a back flip off a kicker ramp propped up on the curb (into grass, it was to learn how, lol)

Anyway, I go UP, flip and land halfway over with my head contacting the curb.

It gave me a concussion, and took a chunk out of my helmet. I would have been dead most likely if I didn't wear a helmet.

I just dragged the ramp in, and went to lay down with my skates still on. I don't remember much after that.