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are you trying to imply that being a fedora'd edgelord is somehow worse than being gullible enough to believe there's some invisible magical sky wizard watching you diddle yourself?
LOL the answer to your question is no, but that would be me if the choices were that, or be someone who gets butthurt any time someone belittles jeebus
enjoy your "family friendly" chick fila tv
this you?
ugh i couldn't care less what nonsense you believe. but i will go to my grave having fought tooth and nail my entire life against stone age religious bullshit shaping public policy that affects everyone just because indoctrinating your own kids isn't enough. keep your fucking imaginary friends to yourself
Funeral or wake. Lots of death certificates sent out. Mourning. That kind of stuff. The world will keep turning, though.
who cares? if you think something happens to your "immortal soul" when you die, then fine, that's your business. honestly one of the most annoying things about christians is this core duty of the "good christian" that "we must convert the entire world to christianity" -- excuse me, but gtfo with that shit.
apologists have been trying to convince the world of this "butbutbut whatabout after you die?!" crap for thousands of years, and guess what--the "evidence" that any of it is true is exactly the same as the "evidence" that harry potter is true i.e., storybooks. i've heard it all before dude, and no, i'm not buying it.
Worm brunch.