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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a soyboy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fragile bros terrified of phytoestrogen in soy will be chugging dairy milk without a single concern.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (1 children)

All my dairy milk comes from bulls.

[–] chickenf622 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is that why my milk has been so salty recently?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pffffffffft

Cackling in the bar bathroom now, thanks

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What kind of degen poops at a bar!?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The drunk kind

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Yep, that tracks.