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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Run, Greg, Run!

I don't know what she brings to the party, but this is likely one of many red flags she's been waving. Just because you go through with the wedding doesn't mean the flags vanish.

Edit: just noticed the date on the sign. RIP, Greg. Good luck to you.

[–] [email protected] 94 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Or, crazy idea, maybe it's a joke they both find funny?

This is why terminally online people are terminally single. Everything is red flag gaslight abuse break up immediately.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was really hoping the "get a divorce" culture was something that would have stayed with reddit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

To be fair, we kinda fucked the "sanctity of marriage" long before reddit or the LGBT crowd ever got a chance to

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, I had a shitty marriage, and I found this genuinely funny

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's a red flag of Greg doesn't like it. Could have been a red flag if Lauren wasn't sure how Greg would react to it when she showed it to him (mostly dependent on how she would react if he didn't like it). Same if any of the above happened with roles reversed.

But yeah, odds are Greg and Lauren both find it funny.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

It can be a joke they both find funny and also a red flag. What are we joking about here.. how controlling someone is about the wedding?

It can also be absolutely not a red flag.

The joy of the internet includes pontificating.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

I also think it would be a funny way of directing the bride's guests and the groom's guests. The bride's will be directed to "Laura's Wedding, Featuring Greg," and the groom's to "Greg's Wedding, Featuring Laura."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Greg must be a very patient man because Lauren seems exhausting.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Or she thought the sign would be funny. Made me giggle.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

How do you know Greg didn't make the joke? Do you now Greg and Lauren? Did you give them a gift off their registry or did you do the right thing and give them cold hard cash (via check)? Did you tip the bartender a 20 to start the night and say "remember this face!" and proceed to order thirteen G&Ts over the course of the ceremony?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

If this wasn't a joke, why would this even exist at the wedding?