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Anon gets banned from Walmart (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I guess, that's the joke, who the fuck offers a foot rub

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Maybe the employee complained about having to stand for hours upon hours (because Walmart sucks) and idiot anon misread it as an opportunity?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I guess, that's the joke, who the fuck offers a foot rub