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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon gets banned from Walmart (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 133 points 4 months ago (5 children)

It's completely normal to ask a stranger to let you touch their feet. /s

[–] [email protected] 94 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Worked for jesus.

[–] Early_To_Risa 65 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Anon is the Messiah

[–] activ8r 36 points 4 months ago

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

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