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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's gf is up to something (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] drasglaf 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Heels were invented for a reason, you know.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm tall.

Facebook keeps recommending these hidden lifts that go into your shoes. I'm tempted to get them just to be even taller.

[–] drasglaf 6 points 1 month ago

Do it!