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[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 month ago (4 children)

How is this a boomer complaint? Why does everyone need my email and info?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

So they can sell it to spam companies obviously.

Er I mean... For better customer exploitation!

Shit, I'm really not good at this but they're going to send me to the

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

to exploit you. not being exploited at a molecular level is boomer shit.

now, are you an old, or are you gonna send me a copy of your social security number and complete sequenced genome?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

now, are you an old, or are you gonna send me a copy of your social security number and complete sequenced genome?

Does email work or do you have a mailing address? I'll spit in a cup and send that to you if I need to but I'd rather not have to go to the post office.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

do you have like a cloud storage with at least 1TB? if not, we're gonna have to sneakernet this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I lack that much cloud storage, I'll see if I can track down a station wagon I can fill up with tapes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I very much appreciate this. I mean, you are proving that you're not an old, but I won't be sure until you do it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What I love was it is boomers that allows these changes so they gotta live with it. It's not like we all woke up and decided to start asking for emails for everything. It was sitting back and being cool with letting ads take over everything until they started needing more and more data so they weren't paying 30 million for beer ads to people who don't drink

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Any beer paying millions in ads isn’t worth drinking.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Anything paying for ads shouldn't be worth it. We should be hostile to any advertising as stealing from us. They don't pay us to take our free time yet tell me anytime of your day where you are not experiencing some type of advertising.

I gotta go to work 1/3 my day. 1/3 I'm sleeping. 1/3 I get to myself except that 1/3 for me is taken up by lunches, kids sports, prepping for tomorrow's 1/3 work day. So of that 1/3 maybe I get a few hours to relax and enjoy something. So I sit down to the streaming service I cut cable for and and still get chunks of that time giving to company's Hawking me stuff I don't need wasting my free time. It gets worse when you think how much-needed of our day is being in front of some type of ads. Radio, TV, bus stops, magazines, going to kids hockey games, browsing the internet, watching movies. Even viral videos often are just paid commercials made to circumvent ad regulations and laws and to not pay websites for server time and big fixes.

It is insidious. We have been corralled into something we don't even know we're in. Like cows that don't realize are in a pasture. It all seems innocent like "I'll just ignore that thing I don't like" but deep down that thing is affecting every part of the society we are in and it's a root cause for most of what we complain about today.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Ok boomer.

Lol jk