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[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Would you rather have one horse-sized poop or a hundred duck-sized farts?

[โ€“] jballs 2 points 3 months ago

Definitely duck-sized farts. That would probably feel amazing decompressing all that gas. And probably wouldn't kill you like the horse-sized poop. Unless you asphyxiated I suppose...