Spend a few hours on the right-wing news circuit and you'll discover everything from serial murder to economic downturns to my favorite candidate losing the election to the price of milk is directly related to Illegal Immigrants Breaking The Law. They're all voting. They're sneaking into the country to do horrible crimes. They're destroying everything about this country that's noble and honest and good. They are dismantling the English language. They dress stupid. They're doing Michael Bay style action movie heists and car chases. They're impregnating your daughter right this instant and that's why she won't return your phone calls.

And they are all working at the behest of a (((shadowy evil organization))) of far-left communist radicals who have been plotting for the last 500 years to destroy American, end Christianity, and force white people into slavery under the yoke of Chinese Muslim College Leftist Atheist Satanist Pedophiles.

If you're not worried about immigrants, you hate America.