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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Response to a bear attack depends on the type of attack, not the type of bear.

If it’s a defensive attack, play dead. If it’s a predatory attack, then fight back.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If it's a defensive attack then stop being offensive towards bears. If it's a predatory attack then start being more offensive towards bears.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

What do you think would be the most offensive thing to say to a bear? Or maybe there’s a hand gesture or something that’s really taboo?

I just want to be prepared in case I ever need to know.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Your mama was a rug!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"Your momma is my rug"

Or possibly

"DJ Vance's couch is made out of your momma. Allegedlys"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

What do you think would be the most offensive thing to say to a bear?

"There's nothing but lite beer left in the cooler."