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A woman from Hull has been jailed and handed a Criminal Behaviour Order which bans her from 'defecating in a public place' amongst other things.

49-year-old Brace Hull has been jailed for 46 weeks, as well as handed a three-year long order.

Named Hull, from Hull. What are the odds?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (6 children)

You still can, you just can't get caught.

I prefer The Great Escape Technique.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (5 children)

How’s that any different from normal public shitting?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

You do it in your pants but shake it out of your trouser leg, so one's bum cheeks are never visible, thus circumventing obscenity laws.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It only works if you whistle the theme tune.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The whistling is key.

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