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[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago (3 children)
  • USA belongs to Great Britain
  • England and France belongs to the Roman empire
  • Poland belongs to Prussia
[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (4 children)

England belongs to roman empire too.

Oh wait, does that mean US belongs to the roman empire all along?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Guys with moron labia stickers on their pavement princess trucks would love this until they had to wear roman clothing that they'd assume were dresses.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've seen trucknutz, but not labia stickers

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

ohh... I have definitely seen "come and take them" gun stickers between "Fuck Trudeau" and "Proud member of the freedom convoy" stickers

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I'm sure there's a famous song about it...

"They see me Roman'
"They hatin'"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

/c/DirtyRomanMemes about to implode

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Austria belongs to Hungary or something idk history class isn't great here

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

In the end, we're all subjects of the Fourth Reich.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No countries are real. Everything belongs to everyone because our ancestors were there first.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

This is actually a good one

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I'm pretty sure half the Middle East belongs to the Hittites and the other half belongs to Egypt.

How far back are we going? Babylon? Assyria? Who ran China in the 9th century BCE? We may need to resurrect Terror Birds and give the Americas back to them.