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News coverage from 2014, when the dead baby bear was found

Really amazing what brain worms cause people to do sometimes

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

What. the. fuck.

So basically, "I was going to skin and eat this baby bear, but I was late to dinner at Peter Luger Steakhouse, so I hid the baby bear in Central Park and put a bike next to it to make it look like a bike accident killed it instead. You know, because I was in a hurry to get to the airport."

I love that he decided to tell this story to Roseanne Barr, of all people. I also love "everyone else with me was drinking but I definitely wasn't drinking."

"This was a little bit of the redneck in me.”

Sir, you're a fucking Kennedy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Also I think since his lineage is moonshine runners from Appalachia he's a hillbilly, not a redneck