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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Does she keep her money in a big bag with a dollar sign on it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Don't do that or you have to pay Gene Simmons and no that isn't a joke, he copyrighted the cartoon bag of money.