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Woman caught with drugs in bag labeled 'Bag of Drugs' (inshort.geartape.com)

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I had a band in the 90s named after a guy we called punker Mike. He always came to our practices with a bag of various drugs. He called it his trailmix. We named that band, Mike's Trailmix.

Good times. I think. Can't really remember.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Good times. I think. Can't really remember.

That’s how you can tell they were.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I mean... even without drugs, "time flies when you're having fun" is an expression for a reason.