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[โ€“] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Just put fish food under your foreskin and the fish will blow you.

[โ€“] [email protected] 69 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

step 1: jerk off in the ocean

step 2: fishes swim up and eat coom

step 3: fisherman catches fish

step 4: woman buys coomy fish at grocery store and eats it for dinner

Later virgins ๐Ÿ˜Ž