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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is a cop (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

So did the cop pull him out and shoot him in self defense for burning the pancakes or just shoot him because that is what cops do.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Depends on if he was DWB

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

He was Driving While Making Burnt / Black Pancakes....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Only after an acorn fell on the roof of the vehicle.