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A kick right in the selbstbild (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)

To be fair, they did take on… the world.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You'd figure that would take about 5 seconds for the world to win, but weirdly, it was kinda close.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It wasn't close. Plenty of countries hadn't joined in yet. Only European countries and allies were fighting directly.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

(It's a Norm Macdonald bit)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Jojo Rabbit (2019)

Jojo Betzler: What's going on out here?

Yorki: The Russians, Jojo. They're coming. And the Americans from the other way. And England and China and Africa and India. The whole world is coming. Help me with this ammo.

Jojo Betzler: And how are we doing?

Yorki: Terribly. Our only friends are the Japanese. And just between you and me, they don't look very Aryan.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Hitler being played by a Māori was too funny.