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(A 4Chan "green-text", titled "positive dad stories thread", with a picture of Pepe)
be me, 9
own a toy firetruck
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bring to show and tell
kids make fun of firetruck
go home tell dad
dad tells me not to worry about it
next day
dad wakes me up for drive to school
pass school
"dad where are we going?"
"my friends want to meet you anon"
pull up to firehouse
dad told his firefighter friends what happened
get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen
get to honk real firetruck horn
my-face-when my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck
A bigger win would have been to be taken to school in a firetruck
The biggest win would be to run over the bullies in the firetruck
That would mean the school is on fire
Win-Win
Set the school on fire and make all the fire trucks come at the same time.