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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (4 children)

If I was writing a fanfic sequel to the old testament I would call it the new testament and say that Judas was paid 30 silver.

I could write whatever I want. Most people back then couldn't read, and these stories had been passed down for generations by word of mouth.

All the animals of the earth can't fit on a wooden boat. There isn't enough water to flood the planet. Mankind isn't descended from two people. You can discredit the bible from early on, unless you just "because magic" it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Mankind isn't descended from two people.

Kinda.

The Mitochondrial Eve and Y-chromosomal Adam are a thing. Admittedly, they probably lived about 100,000 years apart, but all mankind is descended from these two people.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

That's a big kinda.

But you know what I mean. Mankind didn't start with one man and one woman. Mankind slowly came to be from another species that was similar to mankind, and somewhere in the history we called us humans and our ancestor something else.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There isn't enough water to flood the planet

I think that a being powerful enough to create the entire universe can handle a little water

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but that falls in the "because magic" category. That water would have to come from somewhere, or the crust of the whole world would have to flatten out so that the existing water would form a thin layer on top.

Either way, it would be "magic."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Well yeah, being the God of all creation probably entails a great deal of magic. But as for explanations, there is reference to a firmament in the sky in Genesis. It's generally believed by Christians that the firmament was dumped onto the earth during the great flood.