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Jeff's magic money machine (midwest.social)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I'll buy $100m worth of stocks from all the public companies every month.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Genie: Listen here you little shit

[–] andrew_bidlaw 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

For a genie it may sound like gambling.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I call it investing if I can reason the reaons for specific stocks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

genie just doesn’t know how to read fundamentals

[–] andrew_bidlaw 2 points 2 months ago

I'm just not sure if making an ancient wishmaster aware of stock trading is a good idea.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Stocks are liquid enough that the genie may not consider it "spending". You could easily buy it, and then just as easily dump it. The move is also big enough that you'll single handedly move the market in the process.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No gambling

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I still "bought" the stocks besides almost everything we buy is a gamble anyways.