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why ever come before 5 then today (sopuli.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Anyone know the intended answer?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

The letter "A" in the following pseudo-code:

if time = 1 year -> A

esle if time = 1 month -> AA

else if time = 1 week -> AAAA

else if time = 1 day -> AAAAAA

edit: esle.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Alternatively: levels of "oh no" for an upcoming essay

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Next time just shoot me in the face.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And how would that be useful?

Of course you can just write anything to match the question, but in theory the answer should have existed before the question, so it should make sense on its own.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I'm not responsible for mismatching sense of humour.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

esle

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You are the real MPV.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

minimum piable vroduct

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

There's an old sex joke that fits. Something along the lines of the stages of a person's life:

An old man An old married couple Newly Weds A teenager

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i think this was meant to be a shitpost and has no intended solution. out of all the crappy ones i could find on google this one makes the most sense, but given how there was probably no intended solution this one still doesn't make a lot of sense overall

Spoilerits the letter f.

once a year: thats the f in Feburary

twice a month: the month has 4 weeks and the 2 f's are the First and Fourth weeks.

four times a week: the week has 7 days and the 4 f's are the First, Fourth and FiFth days.

six times a day: a day has 24 hours and the 6 f's are the First, Fourth, Fifth, Fourteenth, Fifteenth and twenty-Fourth hours (yes there are 2 f's in fifteen)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There are already 7 before getting to twenty-Fourth. (Which is the next day anyway) But yeah, that almost makes sense

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

makes more sense if

Spoileryou start counting from zero to 23 like a 24 hour clock

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was. If you instead count midnight as "first hour", 01:00 as "second hour", etc, then "twenty Fourth hour" has at least the 8th F.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

i forgot

spoilerfifth has 2 fs