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[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

British character on British TV:

"you alright, man? My mum said you'd been feeling a bit down and could use a talk."

British character on US TV:

"Cor blimey, guvnor! Me mam gave us a right old bollockin' on that you'd bin down in the dumps and could use a jolly ole shot in the arm! Roger roger! Say no more!"

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

CUNT'S TAKEN ME BLOODY SON! OL SOUPS MUSS DIE!