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I think this is the craziest sovcit so far because he wants the pope to sign whatever this is. (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Damnit, the pope holds all birth certificates? I’m such an idiot, how did I not know?

There must have a massive archive in the Vatican, holding the birth certificates of 8bil people.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

They're actually is a archive in the Vatican, but it's full of all of their dirty laundry and all of the dirt that they've scraped together on world leaders for like 1,500 years. As I understand it there's actually stuff that could start wars down there.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, the pope keeps all of them in a big book that also says if you have been naughty or nice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Hold on. This changes everything. You mean the pope works for Santa? Or the saint's Clause? I smell a loophole

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Wonder who’s keeping track with all the new ones coming in every few seconds and all the people dying every few seconds. Must be one busy post office in there.