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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

my cats walk over me like i'm a carpet. sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night with a paw in my mouth or a cats ass on my face. but they never scratch me on purpose.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (3 children)

It’s more when I’ve tried to pick them up, they try to dig in because they don’t want to be picked up. It’s a catch 22 situation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

my cats stick into whatever is under them with their nails when i try to pick them up

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Lol just keep pulling and the Velcro breaks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Well maybe you shouldn't pick up cats you don't know if they don't want that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

The problem is I tend to shift around a lot, and cats hate that. So i try to “nip it in the bud” to make sure to avoid the situation altogether, but sometimes they sneak up on me while watching a movie or something.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

I always assume people that don't like cats also struggle with respecting boundaries.