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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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MY FUCKING LINUX THEMED RESTAURANT, THE DISTRO BISTRO, IS A FUCKING DISASTER!" IM RUINED! GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT LINUX IS AND | HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO THEM EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY COME IN!!! "ohhh whats a distro? open source? what does that mean?" FUCKING GOOGLE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

EVERY FUCKING DAY SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT THE "TORVALD'S TORTELLINI" IS NAMED AFTER LIKE YOU HAVE A FUCKING PHONE JUST GOOGLE IT FUCK!

yo is this where | get the free as in free beer

IT FUCKING COMES WITH A MEAL!'ITS NOT ACTUALLY FREE YOU HAVE TO BUY THE OPEN SOURCE SPAGHETTI! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUuuuuuuuucKk!!

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Fuck, I want to go to a Distro Bistro, owner definitely needs to maintain the Chef Ramsey energy though

[–] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I think it's a Linus Torvalds energy

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

If you parked in their lot, the waitstaff will yell profanities at your driver?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Linus Torvalds is the Gordon Ramsay of tech

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

"It's FUCKING ~~RAW~~ DEPRECATED!" ~Chef Torvalds