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I would still steel shit from larger chain shops to eat an stuff so that wouldnt work out. Also i would test my powers first.
steel shit? sounds painful...
Yes i have a disorder where i shit steel
Now there's a superpower! STEEL SHIT and then shoot them with your poo.
Floater shit! - - you shit towards a person drowning so they now have a floatation device.