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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon has a dream (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't hurt her before I was all the way awake.

Later though, you should've seen me. I was swinging left and right, it was a fireworks show, a real display of athleticism. Mike Tyson would've wanted an autograph.