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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I remember back in the '80s as a kid when we first got this big ass microwave, first microwave we ever had. We got microwave popcorn and followed the instructions on the package 3-5. Minutes on high.

And that's how we learned to ignore the instructions on microwave popcorn in that overpowered monster AND what Satan's farts smell like.