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[–] loaExMachina 42 points 3 months ago (3 children)

He'll die soon or late, that's literally the only prediction that can't possibly be wrong.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Well, if the next guy aims better then it'd be closed casket

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Maybe we'll get lucky and a blood clot will break loose from all the stress. Gawd knows his arteries have to look like a Florida sewer pipe by now.

[–] stringere 3 points 3 months ago

Kinda like when I was describing a flowering plant that volunteered in our yard as "either annual or perrenial".