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[–] CrustyCrinkles 29 points 5 months ago

Put microwave on highest setting Place your bag in and start popping, put more time than you're gonna need cause we stop it manually Heres the secret, as soon as you can count three seconds between kernels popping, stop that thang. perfect popcorn everytime