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Sums it up pretty good
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I don't know what's more concerning about this, the bird eating a guy or that the guy is just hanging there limp like he's letting it happen, you'd think someone being picked up to be eaten whole would be flailing about a bit more

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He was pecked to death first.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The fact there's no blood has me picturing the bird just clubbing him with the broad side of the beak

"Ooh! Dinner!" WHAM!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Repeated blunt force trauma, but carefully, to pulverize the bones for easier digestion.

You don't wanna break the casing, then all the good stuff comes out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I mean that depends more on the meal really, some of the best ways to use sausage specifically call for breaking the casing, like sausage patties in a breakfast sandwich, or making ground chorizo to put on a nacho platter

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Snapped his neck.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

"Whelp, that's it for me."