this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I hate guns, but alas there’s just no practical alternative for fulfilling my daily quota of wanton destruction.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I do some wonton destruction at the Chinese buffet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Bombs aren't that hard to make. Nor are molotov cocktails.

You're just lazy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Get yourself a bat and a hollow core door.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I like the cut of your jib, good sir (or madam).