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[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just add AND 1=2 to any query for incredible performance gains

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Just tried this.

So fast!

This guy's AI! Everybody grab a pitchfork!