Image Transcription
(A 4Chan "green-text", with a photograph of a grape vine bearing two luscious bunches of green grapes)
be me
live in california
extremely hot lately
out for a walk because i need exercise
taking dirt path
come across a short Mexican man selling fruit with his son
browse his fruits, they're all ripe and juicy
man and son are both just smiling at me
I realize i don't have my wallet
try to explain that i have no money and start to turn to leave
hear them talking in rapid-fire Spanish
then the man hollers "Senor! quieres uva?"
don't know what "uva" is but i say yes
he hands me a bunch of green grapes like picrel
i try again to say i have no money
then the son says "he know, he say you look hungry" in broken english
thank them over and over
eat the grapes on my walk
literally the best grapes i've ever eaten
if i ever see them again i'm going to pay them 5x the cost of those grapes. thank you senor uva
"today you, tomorrow me"