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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I still remember part of a review I saw when this was new. It said:

Jesus suffered for our sins. Now its your turn.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

That's actually a pretty metal tagline.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I dunno man I made out with a chick when I was a kid watching it. They were giving tickets out for free and we were horny and didn't give af. My blue balls probably suffered though.