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[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Jokes on you, they don't read the bible

[–] jubilationtcornpone 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Why is Jesus always preaching liberal talking points!? And those prophets in the old testament are getting all pissed about people not taking care of the poor. That sounds like SoCiAlIsM!"

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I stopped reading the Bible after it became woke.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago

They tried to tell me Jesus isn't white! /s

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

They only read song of psalms and revelations, the “exciting” parts

(edit): correction, book I meant to mention is Song of Solomon

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Psalms is arguably the least exciting book in the Bible. It's like reading through a hymnal. Well, it's not like that, it is that because it's literally a book of songs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Songs of Solomon is the book I meant to put.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The rules of the temple, I thought I was going to die the agnoy was so great.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Chronicles, either one. The only verse that peaks anyone's interest is 1 Chron 11:4, because it mentions Jebus

Chronicles is mostly someone explaining family trees to you, here's the first 30ish verses:

Adam, Sheth, Enosh, Kenan, Mahalaleel, Jered, Henoch, Methuselah, Lamech, Noah, Shem, Ham, and Japheth.
The sons of Japheth; Gomer, and Magog, and Madai, and Javan, and Tubal, and Meshech, and Tiras.
And the sons of Gomer; Ashchenaz, and Riphath, and Togarmah. And the sons of Javan; Elishah, and Tarshish, Kittim, and Dodanim.
The sons of Ham; Cush, and Mizraim, Put, and Canaan.
And the sons of Cush; Seba, and Havilah, and Sabta, and Raamah, and Sabtecha. And the sons of Raamah; Sheba, and Dedan. And Cush begat Nimrod: he began to be mighty upon the earth.
And Mizraim begat Ludim, and Anamim, and Lehabim, and Naphtuhim, and Pathrusim, and Casluhim, (of whom came the Philistines,) and Caphtorim.
And Canaan begat Zidon his firstborn, and Heth, the Jebusite also, and the Amorite, and the Girgashite, and the Hivite, and the Arkite, and the Sinite, and the Arvadite, and the Zemarite, and the Hamathite. The sons of Shem; Elam, and Asshur, and Arphaxad, and Lud, and Aram, and Uz, and Hul, and Gether, and Meshech. And Arphaxad begat Shelah, and Shelah begat Eber. And unto Eber were born two sons: the name of the one was Peleg; because in his days the earth was divided: and his brother's name was Joktan. And Joktan begat Almodad, and Sheleph, and Hazarmaveth, and Jerah, Hadoram also, and Uzal, and Diklah, and Ebal, and Abimael, and Sheba, and Ophir, and Havilah, and Jobab. All these were the sons of Joktan. Shem, Arphaxad, Shelah, Eber, Peleg, Reu, Serug, Nahor, Terah, Abram; the same is Abraham. The sons of Abraham; Isaac, and Ishmael. These are their generations: the firstborn of Ishmael, Nebaioth; then Kedar, and Adbeel, and Mibsam, Mishma, and Dumah, Massa, Hadad, and Tema, Jetur, Naphish, and Kedemah. These are the sons of Ishmael. Now the sons of Keturah, Abraham's concubine: she bare Zimran, and Jokshan, and Medan, and Midian, and Ishbak, and Shuah. And the sons of Jokshan; Sheba, and Dedan. And the sons of Midian; Ephah, and Epher, and Henoch, and Abida, and Eldaah. All these are the sons of Keturah. And Abraham begat Isaac. The sons of Isaac; Esau and Israel.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The book of leviticus would like to speak to you.