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Acidic Sweat (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 2 years ago by LolaCat to c/curatedtumblr
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[โ€“] LolaCat 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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ublock-origin

Anonymous asked:
what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

ublock-origin answered:

(Picture of a keyboard with most of the letters eroded away) We have no letters Kathleen!

ublock-origin

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zadumavi 6 minutos
h. how long have you had this keyboard.

yuri-execution 7 minutos
did you accidentally bathe it in acid or something??

  1. some 8ish years now i reckon
  2. i have naturally acidic sweat. it's a family thing

ublock-origin

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#if ur fr abt the acidic sweat talk to a doctor if u havent already ๐Ÿ’€
#like. genuinly
#acidosis kills

we have already. They don't know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

ashestoashesjc

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#this makes it so its impossible for us to use metal frame glasses
#since they break down in less than a year usually

captain-price-unofficially

What the fuck.

naggingatlas

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

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